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IF YOU ARE IN DANGER I WILL PROTECT YOU
IF YOU ARE LOST I WILL FIND YOU
THIS IS
THE POLICE!
PLEASE ROTATE YOUR DEVICE
I CAN'T SHAKE
THE COPS OFF MY BACK!
MAYBE THIS WASN'T SUCH A GOOD IDEA AFTER ALL
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