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IF YOU ARE IN DANGER I WILL PROTECT YOU

IF YOU ARE LOST I WILL FIND YOU

THIS IS

THE POLICE!

PLEASE ROTATE YOUR DEVICE

I CAN'T SHAKE

THE COPS OFF MY BACK!

MAYBE THIS WASN'T SUCH A GOOD IDEA AFTER ALL

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